Полный вариант Пирогов:
- Would you like a pie?
- Noooooooo.....
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- But it is a good pie.
- Never the less. Last time you give me pie... I cut into it with my tiny pie cutter... And millions of birds flu out hitting me in the eyes and the temples.... Oh, I have been confused - it was a trick pie!!
pause....
- Why you no like my pie?
- I just told you.
- You don't like my pie...
- Oooo, tricky pie....
- My pie, to show you I love you.
- Why you cannot simply tell, what love me? Every day this fucking pastry!!!